Friday, June 26, 2009

Squid

When the squid are brought into conscious evolution
I will demand equal rights
I will hold up a sign in front of their universities and scream, holding a sign.
“People are squid as well”
and demand free education and health care.
Because insurance will be fraudulent
and I wont see a single dime I spent into their vortex.
I will look into their glossy eyes and slap away their tentacles.
and demand justice.
“WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR CENTURIES; AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE EVLOVED, YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME INTO OUR LIVES AND SHOW US UP BY HAVING BETTER HEALTH CARE AND EDUCATION?”
and I will tell them that they are jerks and don't care about lesser evolved species such as I.
The squid will telekineticly communicate back to me to shut up and get back in my place as a lesser being.
Homo-sapien-sapien
And I will quietly do so.
Because I will be surrounded by so much apathy,
I wont be allowed to feel bad about anything.

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